Have you heard the one about the blond...?

So, have you? Have you heard the one about the blond who was so freaked out about being pregnant that she ran into the Rite Aid and grabbed the first test she found? Then, after two days of panicking, she realized she had taken an ovulation predictor instead of a pregnancy test? And, after the relief washed over her, she called about having an IUD put in?

No, you haven't heard about that one? Oh, well, it's funny, isn't it? Hahahaha! Yep. That was my story back in July.

This is, however, August.


This is *after* the talk of IUD's and other forms of birth control that don't involve pills.


Funny thing about IUD's...you have to actually *NOT* be pregnant in order to have an IUD inserted.